Prepaid Debit Cards - Finally!
It's Time!
The time has finally come. No longer must we wallow beneath the impossible weight of paper money, not when there are safe debit cards. No more shall we fish through our pockets for loose change. Say goodbye to pennies, those cruel copper little maggots who burrow their way into your life and rip it to shreds. Because now we have the ticket to the future: prepaid debit cards. And get your favorite logo attached, like Visa debit cards or MasterCard debit cards. You know--the usual suspects.
Indeed, prepaid debit cards are the best way to shop in today's complicated economy. Rather than circulating more ratty, torn dollar bills into rotation, you can buy stuff without any money at all. Sounds freaking crazy right? That's because you buy whatever you need--be it gas, groceries, or firearms--with plastic. That's right: plastic. That's what prepaid debit cards are made of after all. This hard shiny substance can be used to purchase anything, and it uses the money you have stashed away in some bank account to pay for it. That's right, with prepaid debit cards you don't have to endure bills or interest--nor do you have to sweat over writing a check. Checks can cause physical injury as well as expose you as illiterate.
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The greatest innovation in postmodern times has been debit cards. The reason is, the act of purchasing is more important than the actual object you are purchasing. How is better than what, or at least more important. That is why using a prepaid debit card for a tube of Chapstick makes you a more postmodern person than if you were to use cash. Cash is for crybabies and modernists. Don't be a dinosaur. Use prepaid cards and assert your postmodernism.
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